sloppy mackerel 

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

sloppy mackerel by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

Spanish Mackerel 

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

Spanish Mackerel by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

mackarel 

A fish used in sentences.

Holy mackarel!

mackarel by mnidaydwisww March 22, 2011

mackered 

Very tired or very drunk

"You were mackered last night mate"
"Nah not tonight mate, I'm mackered from work"

mackered by floorey March 22, 2008

Mackrel Snapper

A racist name for a one who belongs to the Catholic religion.

"Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."

Mackrel Snapper by Branch Snapper January 5, 2008

holy mackeral

holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood

"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"

holy mackeral by elgemstar April 23, 2007

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers 

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.

"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers by Giggling_cinderella June 15, 2009