LOWELL BEDSHEET

WHEN A GROUP OF ANGRY MASSACHUSETTS MEN JIZZ ON A TOWELL AND THEN PUT IT UP AGAINST A WOMAN'S VAGINA AND SEE WHO GETS HER PREGNANT

PETER, JAMES, PETER (A DIFFERENT PETER) & JEFFREY DECIDED TO GIVE RHONDA A LOWELL BEDSHEET TO SEE IF SHE GETS PREGGO.

LOWELL BEDSHEET by I89Man June 17, 2023

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sean lowell

Wolverine's alter ego

hey did you know sean lowell was really wolverine?
no way i've known him my whole life!

sean lowell by mattrocks May 25, 2009

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greater lowell technical high school

Greater Lowell Technical High School is a school in Tyngsboro. (I know weird its called greater lowell) It is called this because it is made up of Lowell Dracut Dunstable and Tyngsboro.

Also known as "the voke" or "the joke"

According to lowell high students, people from the voke cannot get into a college... NOT TRUE

If you are graduating from Greater Lowell Technical High School in 2006 or you graduated before that you know what "fresh fruit" is. You also know that if your a smoker, the girls electrical bathroom is the place to be durring 6th lunch. Mr. Yaffa has been your substitute... in every class. If you get sent to the deans office... youd much rather go to dean fallon then dean connelle. You know what project adventure is. Someone is eventually going to pull a senior prank involving the teachers resource center. Taco Bell and Mcdonalds... NOPE... West commons and East commons. Out of the 4 years you went to (or are going to be in) the voke you've known (or you know) at least 4 students that have been pregnant.

Just a couple of Shop Stereotypes:
Cosmo Hoes
Marketing bitches

greater lowell technical high school by Medical A Weeeeekkk April 23, 2006

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The Lowell Connector

The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.

Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?

Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.

Guy: Hate when that happens...

The Lowell Connector by audiA4 September 25, 2011