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Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.
(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"
Judas Priest by Nick D November 9, 2005

Judas W. Bush 

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist
Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.
Judas W. Bush by jesster79 March 5, 2006

Judas Worm Tongue 

A “Judas Worm Tongue” is a conniving, weasel–like traitor who is a backstabber and has troll-like characteristics. Many times, this person is a co-worker, dysfunctional family member or neighbor.

Judas is from “Judas Iscariot” the buddy and 13th student of Jesus of Nazareth who handed him over to the authorities to be executed for a bag of silver. Worm Tongue is from that nasty “shit stirring,” “dark friend” character in “The Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Wow…my ex-best friend just robbed me blind and also fucked my wife in the process…what a Judas Worm Tongue he is.

Judas Fry 

The hard pointy french fry in a batch that one uses to spear the other fries, much as one would use a utensil.
"Hey man, quit getting your grubby hands all over the fries. Find a Judas Fry and be sanitary."
Judas Fry by Clausen Balls April 19, 2010

Judas Christian 

A Judas Christian is
Some one who has the form of Godlyness,
But they deny the power there of.
2 Timothy 3:5
A Judas Christian

A stage performer, a hypocrite

Judas's Dick 

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.
Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!