Jack Bauer (Bower) 

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

Jack Bauer (Bower) by Legacy II January 8, 2016

Pulling a Jack Bauer 

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

Pulling a Jack Bauer by Ana M. November 7, 2007

Pull A Jack Bauer 

verb

The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.

Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.

Pull A Jack Bauer by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008

to pull a Jack Bauer 

To work for 24 hours straight on something.

"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"

to pull a Jack Bauer by Solitary May 29, 2007

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007

Jack Bauers 

24 Inch Rims, the number relates to the hit fox show 24 which is as gangster as a pair of 24 inch rims. Jack Bauer is the lead character, producer, etc. of 24 and pretty gangster

A:I got an 02 Tahoe sittin on Jack Bauers
B: Damn Son, them shit's is tight, you got spinnas on them?
A: Nah Yo

Jack Bauers by Brandon D. S. June 29, 2006

Jack Baker Solution 

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

Jack Baker Solution by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007