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Papa Infantino

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Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things
Pionel Pandres Pessi: My dad gave me a penalty!
Friend: Is your dad Papa Infantino?
by Kevin is a Neuer fan July 14, 2023
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Paraphilic Infantilism

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A fetish where people dress up like babies
My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.
by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015
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Infantry wife

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Proud army wife, married to an infantry soldier in the US Army. Many are nasty whores, though some are loving spouses who are devoted to thier husband and family, and who are NOT in it just for the damn I.D. card or benefits (insurance, income, commissary, etc.) Infantry wives can truely appreciate the beauty of a hot infantryman, as they are the ones who regularly see them in absolutely nothing other than thier dog tags. Yummy.
Infantry wife: "Welcome home! I missed you!! Now let's go to the bedroom."

Infantry soldier: "Hell yeah!"
by Fort lewis Wifey December 31, 2010
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infant

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self explanatory -lots of fun can be had by replacing the word 'baby' with infant. 'baby' is used anywhere and everywhere for everything!!!. -substituting 'infant' garners some definite puzzlement, you may not publish this; but try it! it throws a definite wrench in the speech 'machine' -serves as a delightful speech 'stiffening agent' too!
see you later, infant
ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh infant, infant (-smokey robinson)
shes' my precious infant
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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Anticipating an infant, aka, pregnant.
Did you notice Jordana's baby bump yet? She and Mark are infanticipating.
by momo midori July 16, 2009
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Infantry

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On the eight day, God created Infantry. He sayeth "let there be a game fit for Man, who was created in my image, and for me when I am bored" and thusly Infantry rose from the sea of binary code, a testament to divine power and the coolness of developer Harmless Games. But Man became sinful and an asshole (no surprise there), and God decided to destroy what he created. "Man has gone wrong," God said, "and I shall destroy these sinful men and bring about the ruination of their great game." And verily, He flooded the earth for 40 days and 40 nights, and made HG sell Infantry to Sonly Online Entertainment who promptly ruined it on divine order (not that they needed any help though).

Luckily for mankind Noah was allowed to build an ark and save his family and the animals, but God was swift and merciless with Infantry. After SOE completed its task, what remained of the once mighty game was set upon by all manner of demons, hackers, script kiddies, and nade lamers. And when the dust settled, Infantry was leveled, laid low by the hand that rent Sodom and Gomorrah, then banished to the underworld to be lorded over by Satan's assistant Joe for all of eternity.
And that is the story of the rise and fall of the greatest game ever.
by C++ September 13, 2005
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Infant Bear

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AKA Young Cub, a teenage member of the bear community. Usually is just beginning to grow his "fur."
I'm 15 so I'm only an infant bear.
by Skyler13 July 6, 2008
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