Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.

"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"

Husband in Law by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006

Husband son Mom wife syndrome

When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.

An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."

Husband son Mom wife syndrome by Husband son Mom wife syndrome July 19, 2014

Husband Dick 

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

Husband Dick by dll1302 December 13, 2021

Husband Hole

Your "husband hole" refers to a woman's buttonhole. It means that your buttonhole is reserved for your husband or longterm boyfriend. It refers to women only having anal sex once they are in a committed relationship. Anal sex is not done casually as it is difficult and requires a lot of trust between partners.
"Just had some casual anal." -Said literally no woman ever.

My boyfriend and I have been together for two years so, for our anniversary, I let him into my husband hole. It was great.

Husband Hole by Gigi Engle August 18, 2015

Husband Material 

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.

Husband Material by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010

Husband Bulge 

This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.

"Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your husband bulge!" erection

Husband Bulge by BeccaBess August 21, 2012

husband faker 

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

husband faker by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013