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Crotch Holster 

When you use your crotch to hold anything.
Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

cock holster 

A mouth that has sucked so much dick that it may as well be an undergarment holding it in place.
That bitch may as well take put a job as a cock holster.
cock holster by lil'emily May 21, 2017

cock holster 

the mouth of either a male or a female whose express purpose is to suck male genitalia
Donald Trump's mouth is a cock holster for Vladimir Putin
cock holster by Smittyy31 May 9, 2017

shoulder-holster 

The act of sticking your penis in your partner's armpit for sexual gratification. To armpit-fuck.
I was tittie-fucking my girl and then went to the side for some shoulder-holster action.
shoulder-holster by Emar Tino April 25, 2008

dick holster 

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model
Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
dick holster by K See Ya May 10, 2011