hoagie ass 

Someone who is over weight and they love to eat just about everything and anything.

That operator is a straight hoagie ass you every see him eat ?

hoagie ass by Harry Who May 2, 2018

gay hoagie 

Simps that dick ride those who are older then them and walk like they have a dildo in their ass

That kid cole is such a gay hoagie

gay hoagie by havertown boys = big shlongs April 28, 2020

douche hoagie

pretty much the same thing as a douche bag... you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. They are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.

the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.

The guy over in the corner at the John Mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.

The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.

douche hoagie by T.J. Bossington December 18, 2010

Hoagie Slap 

Another term for a cock slap

I gave my girl a hoagie slap as part of foreplay.

Hoagie Slap by john316 February 17, 2005

hoagie 

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

hoagie by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

zipper hoagie 

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."

Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"

zipper hoagie by J Roth July 10, 2005

Hoagie Stamp 

When a man takes his unit and smacks someone in the forehead with it.

" My girlfirend was pissed when I Hoagie Stamped her last night!!"

Hoagie Stamp by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009