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Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior 

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'
'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'

Yakuza grapple 

noun: When a man holds a woman's legs apart from behind to present it to another for the purpose of sexual intercourse or rape. Usually whilst the man is kneeling down, but has been known to be accomplished while standing upright. This requires stength and greater technique.

Origin: This maneuver has been made popular by its continual reference in Japanese pornography
"I'd like to put her in a Yakuza grapple"

"She can still move, your Yakuza grapple technique has not yet been perfected"
Yakuza grapple by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Party-Grappler 

A washed up 40 year old that has no hopes in hell of getting pussy at a party so he grapples men to let out some homosexual tension
Sean "party-grappler" Bolen from new mexico
Party-Grappler by mmahaven April 12, 2010

Grappler 

The act of giving a handjob by using all fingers available to tug and grab the shaft, skin and pubic hairs. The hand will grab just about everything and anything along the shaft in order to provide pleasure and as much pain as possible for the person receiving this glorious gift. Not all grapplers are done on purpose, most of the time the person giving a grappler doesn't know what they are doing.
I went to Julia's house the other day and she gave me one hell of a grappler.
Grappler by Matt1010 November 12, 2010

grappler 

A turd that only rears it's ugly head. No matter how much you grunt and push the "grappler" has it's hook in and it plays peek a boo but won't come out.
He cried in dismay, "This one's a grappler"

grappleberry 

When a guy or girl is completly crazy for someone and goes to extents to get the.
I know a grappleberry for you Kat!!

Woah. Thats guy is such a gappleberry!
grappleberry by Liz June 19, 2004