fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Farting in church 

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

Farting in church by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

Farting Lander 

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

Farting Lander by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Farting Rainbows 

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.

Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.

Farting Rainbows by kjj5hf October 27, 2009

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

farting gift by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

speed farting 

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

speed farting by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder 

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019