Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

Darwin please be right by T2master November 14, 2007

darwin fish 

A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.

Because I believe in evolution and not creationism, I display a darwin fish on the back of my car.

darwin fish by eostre September 16, 2005

darwin award 

an award given to somebody who dies or steralizes themselves in a manner that is so stupid and reckless, they actually improve humanity's gene poll by removing themselves from it.

He tried base jumping with an umbrella? He should get a darwin award.

darwin award by biotech69 August 14, 2009

Darwin'd 

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award

John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"

Darwin'd by Dr_dude December 12, 2018

Darwin Akbar 

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."

After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"

Darwin Akbar by Garlic M. May 17, 2007

darwin awards 

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com

darwin awards by El Jeffy July 12, 2003

Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.

Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*

Darwin, Northern Territory by hermano45 January 21, 2010