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Darrinism 

1. An inappropriate, crude, or shocking statement or phrase that is almost always followed by an exclamation of "Darrin!! Oh my god!!!"
2. Word vomit that is often intended to shock or surprise. Always overtly crass and inappropriate.
Darrin: well, if you didn't want to end up pregnant you should have taken it in the ass.
Linda: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!

Darrin: You know your boyfriends sperm count is high if you have to chew before you swallow.
Suzanne: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!

Darrin: So... Just wondering if your mom has plastic slip covers on her couch. Just wondering if she's a squirter or not?
Linda: Darrin!!! No no no! (Face palm)

Darrin: Here's a Darrinism for you...Bite the pillow, I'm coming in dry!!!
Linda and Suzanne: What the hell!!! No!!!
Darrin
Darrinism by Linzanne August 13, 2016
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durrington high 

Durrington High School is the best/most chavviest, roadman school in England. The best people are always in hawkin and da Vinci, absolute bloody sickos are in roddick.

The best teachers are Mrs Marooney and Mrs Temple for real.

Be careful if you know someone who goes to this school, they will shoot you up.
''Do you go to durrington high?''
''Yeah''
''Damn dont stab me''
durrington high by theanonymouskiddi December 23, 2020

darlingkunikida 

EMO but they’re cool ig 😼
person 1: “hey have you heard of darlingkunikida on tiktok?
person 2: “omg yes they’re so cool”
person 3: “omg you guys are talking abt darlingkunikida??? best tiktoker.”
darlingkunikida by jaeffjfjrbnr March 10, 2022

Chocolate Darling 

A beautiful girl who has a skin tone that resembles chocolate.
Wow, mate have you see that chocolate darling in the pink dress.
Chocolate Darling by CFopinion November 16, 2020

benjamin darling 

Benjamin Darling was a black man from Malaga Island off the coast of Maine in the middle to late 1700's. Malaga Island was home to decendants, also known was the 'maroon society' due to their black skin. In 1912, rich mainland-ers in the dead of night went to the island and took families from their home, killing most of them, while the survivers went back to the mainland as slaves. Between 1773 and 1774, Benjamin Darling, slave on a ship under comand of Captian Darling (no known relation, alothough it is speculated that Benjaming was his son from a slave he had an affair with in previous years), the ship got caught in bad seas and Benjamin saved the captians life pulling him a shore. The captian then gave Benjamin his freedom and some money to buy himself a home.
The Story of Benjamin Darling; Part One by State Radio

Darlington 

'Darlo'. Chav-central of County Durham, North East England. Full of gypsies, chavs, posers, wannabe hard-lads. Has a shitty shopping centre called the Cornmill, which has like 10 shops that aren't semi-decent. Majority white (not necessarily a bad thing), but quite a few come across as very thick when they say shit about other races. Has a shitty school called Hurworth.
TYPICAL DARLO KID CONVERSATION:
Max: eee brandon u goin 2 cornmill 2day
Brandon: yeh that proper that. who wudnt go cornmill. yeh that sound beast that.
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*Repetition of 'that' is common in Darlington. Plus don't listen to those who claim Darlington is something much better than London or Manchester, it really isn't...
*Beast means cool or awesome. Yep, noun turned into an adjective, proper cool that?
Darlington by jhij February 23, 2018

dorrington 

A man with Small hands. Evolved due to Dan Dorrington's small hands which make the rest of his body look big.
Yea yea yea, he's got Dorrington hands.
dorrington by Rubber1 August 20, 2007