Cornelius Yap 

A slang used by Singaporean teens which is thrown at classmates to mock their fathers who fit in the stereotype of a drunkard Property Agent in his late 40s preferably with tattoos. Slang came into popularity in 2019 in schools.

Person 1: Dude your dad is such a Cornelius Yap
Person 2: Fuck off I know my dad sounds like a faggot and drinks but please stop with the slander 😭.

Cornelius Yap by Cornelius Yap September 12, 2021

Cornelius The Wise 

Cornelius Loduha served below the headmaster Humphrey Loduha amidst the mighty Holy Slovakian War of the Eighth Century. Cornelius was a brave fighter, and eventually when Humphrey died due to wounds in the mighty battle, Cornelius took action and handed a defeat to the liberals and CNN at Biden’s peak. He is known to be the bravest warriors of Slovakia and his lineage has created the largest if not the largest, Slovakian dynasties of our time.

Teacher: Who was the bravest warrior during the times of the Holy Slovakian War.
Student: Him
Teacher: No, but he is basically is him.
Student: Cornelius the Wise
Teacher: blesses the student and kisses his nose

Cornelius The Wise by thefarm July 2, 2022

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann 

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann is often a name given to people that are very short and short temperd. They love big manly cock i their mouth most of the time, even when its nice, but they still like to prey on children. It`s 90% sure that if you find a Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann that he is a sexoffender still active. They are most likely not caught because their impossible to see. This is probably because they are so short

Me: 2 Have you seen Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann?"
Police: "No"
Me: "Probably because he`s so short

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann by MongoPongo May 10, 2023

Cornelius Fish 

The entity on which anything can be blamed. Based on the 19th century French gentleman Cornelius Poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. He supposedly got assasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. Some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of Paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.

"I drove over my cat. Damn you, Cornelius Fish!"

Cornelius Fish by Cornelius Fish July 24, 2009

cornelius fudge 

While titty fucking a girl you take a shit on her stomach and make her lick your asshole clean.

"So last night I gave Anastasia a cornelius fudge and made her lick that shit clean."

cornelius fudge by wingydingy May 11, 2006

Cornelius Yap 

A term used to describe a businessman in his late 40s in Singapore. The person usually has kids, tattoos, a drinking addiction, has a funny voice and wears rectangular glasses. This term came into popularity around 2019 where teenagers from schools threw this term at students fathers who for the description.

Person 1: Dude your dad is such a Cornelius Yap
Person 2: oh most definitely his drinking addiction keeps me up all night

Cornelius Yap by Cornelius Yap September 11, 2021

Cornelius Fück 

Cornelius Fück is a great artist and teacher. He likes to explain modern art and repair sometimes his bike during school lessons. Also hes a omniscient narrator in the story of the world. You will recognise him by his long bicuspid beard. His cock length amounts 16,9 cm which is average for Thinkers.

Cornelius Fück has a big cock

Cornelius Fück by Der Lampe (2cm) May 23, 2024