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Copenhagen Cheesecake 

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth
Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.
Copenhagen Cheesecake by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018

Copenhagen Snowball 

After the act of fellatio, your partner will hold their semen in their mouth, and then proceed to making out with you while enjoying a fat pinch of Copenhagen.
While spending an intimate night with my old lady at the trailer park we proceeded to make a Copenhagen snowball to express our love.
Copenhagen Snowball by Big Dipper September 7, 2021

Copenhagen Cope and Seethe

When you engage in coitus under the influence of drugs and then feel bad about it afterwards.

copenhagen residue 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her Copenhagen Residue.

Copenhagen high 

Overwhelming feeling of joy when seeing the sun for the first time after what it feels like an eternity of clouds and darkness
What a lovely weather today?

Yes, I’m Copenhagen high!
Copenhagen high by yinnie April 8, 2023