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Gwendoline Christie 

The most beautiful woman to ever walk the Earth. Best known as Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones (2011-2019) or more recently Larissa Weems in Wednesday(2022). The 6’3 actress has grabbed the attention of many young girls and is making them question their sexuality.
Girls 1: “Have you seen the most beautiful actress?”
Girl 2: “Of course I’ve seen Gwendoline Christie.”
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The Chris Christie 

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .

Matt Christie 

Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome sex god from mars
He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!
Oh my God, I love my Matt Christie
Matt Christie by Iluvya1995 January 13, 2011

Wedge Christie 

A slutty girlfriend who sleeps with all your friends and videotapes it, for post session MA. Much like a group of trainee ski instructors who perform Wedge Christies in a large group, in public, whilst watching each other and also videotaping it for MA.
Ski instructor trainer: "Hey have you tried wedge Christie?"

Trainee:"oh yeah, we all did one after another, yesterday."
Wedge Christie by Hs300 November 28, 2013

Nagatha Christie

An old nag; when Linda Belcher was being annoying, Bob called her Nagatha Christie
"Oh yeah? What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bragatha Christie

When someone boasts and brags about themselves so arrogantly that they should karmatically be a victim in an Agatha Christie story.
The way he continues to gloat about himself like he isn't flawed just shows how much of a Bragatha Christie he really is.

Thanks Christie 

When something is really obvious. This is due to the comments of Christie Malthouse on Channel Ten coverage during AFL matches. Commentators Tim Lane and Stephen Quartermain always seem to find out and commentate on things (injuries, conditions) before Christie gets to it. Hence when Christie is put on the camera around the boundary, she says something like "Fevola is injured" but infact the commentators in the box have already talked of this. The fact is following this comment by Malthouse; Quarters and Lane respond by saying "Thanks Christie."
A: "Hey mate look the sun is yellow"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "Tomorow is Monday"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "The earth has water on it"
B: "Thanks Christie"
Thanks Christie by buncer October 16, 2010