Mac and Cheesus 

A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.

Damn that Mac and Cheesus was divine!

Mac and Cheesus by Bobert Hoppey November 7, 2018

Mac and Cheesus 

When you rub cheese on your girl's vagina in the shape of a cross and start to say the rosary while strangling her with it.

Dude, I did a mac and cheesus on Debra yesterday!!!

Mac and Cheesus by DoctorKing November 7, 2018

melted cheesus 

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

melted cheesus by toast <3 x May 31, 2011

Louise Cheesus 

She will be the cheesy version of jesus and make everyone praise her or death will be imminent she is also an eshay and very fruity

Nelly: Have you worshipped out one and only fruity god?
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness

Louise Cheesus by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Louise Cheesus 

Louise Cheesus is a god who makes everyone pray to her and she is likely super fruity and evil.

Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god

Louise Cheesus by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

Baby Cheesus by The Range July 19, 2022

Grilled Cheesus

Its just Jesus Christ but in Grilled Cheese

Hey do you want a Grilled Cheesus?

Grilled Cheesus by Xeno Morphio October 8, 2023