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Cart Donkey 

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
Cart Donkey by Hardlow June 5, 2018
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cart smoker 

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
cart smoker by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020

Cart Fever 

When someone with a cart/or disposable is deeply consumed with worry when viewing the amount of oil within their cart, despite it being quite full of oil.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! My carts hella low

Person 2: Dude, you've just got Cart Fever, that'll last you about two days.
Cart Fever by ismyvapeinyourpocket February 13, 2023

cart bitch

The drink girl that drives around on a golf course in a golf cart offering beverages and refreshments. Usually young and provacative with a short skirt.
Here comes the cart bitch, who's buying?
cart bitch by ultrawhat December 20, 2008

cart jockey 

an employee of a supermarket or major retail outlet that collects shopping carts from the parking lot.
I'm glad I'm not working at Ralph's as a cart jockey, those guys must hate their life!
cart jockey by cro-magnum June 29, 2009

cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.
Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.
cart wrangler by Emily June 20, 2006