Buttering 

Buttering is self serving behaviour.. In order to get your own way.

Stop buttering me up.

No worries... I can butter him/her up anytime.

Buttering by soulmate June 30, 2004

Floor Buttering 

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

Floor Buttering by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

buttering my shorts 

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

buttering my shorts by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

Camel Butting

When a large woman's lycra pants are so tight that they create a camel's toe, that is so huge it bangs between their legs.

Look out camel butting bird about!

Camel Butting by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009

buttching 

Purposely touching someone's buttocks

One of my hobbies is buttching

buttching by Lld April 7, 2015

buttering the doorknob 

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

buttering the doorknob by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

bottoming from the top 

Bottoming From The Top! A top still being top while letting their bottom take charge.

Bottoming From The Top:

Person 1: Did you read that fanfic where the top bottomed?
Person 2: Yeah.

bottoming from the top by usergillyflower October 14, 2021