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No smelling, no biting 

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.
Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"
No smelling, no biting by mmlp_r November 2, 2022

biting the duck 

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.
Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!
biting the duck by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009

batting practice 

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

batting 1000 

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
batting 1000 by keli kear November 8, 2003

biting the tongue from the fox's mouth 

Adj.

A phrase to describe an act of unashamed dedication to a particular cause, no matter how dire it may be.
Luke: Woah, he's really not holding back from unblocking that toilet

Emmeline: Yeah, he's totally biting the tongue from the fox's mouth.

Batting Glove 

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.