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A biddies’ Christmas 

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌
Our Holiday better be A biddies’ Christmas

tig ol' biddies 

She has some tig ol' biddies.
tig ol' biddies by dumbass bitch December 29, 2014

Blackout Biddies 

Crawling arouND the floor at partys with bleeding mascara moaning into the night wanting to go shopping and eat fajitas and shit open up a closet and at least 30 of em come falling out and shit "yo i gotta get me some blackout biddies tonight" throw em over your shoulder throw em down in the celler forget about it
Q: Have you ever seen a naked starfish?
A: Yeah they are always naked.
Q: Yes because they are sluts(BLACKOUT BIDDIES).
Blackout Biddies by BlackBOBmatt October 29, 2008

tig ol biddies 

breasts that are usually found on trans-gendered men.
Look who's back in da mutha fuckin house wit two big tig ol' biddies for yo mouth!
tig ol biddies by nate February 19, 2004

Jig Biddies 

The action of going after and getting hot girls/bitches
guy1: you faggots why are you going to yoga?
guy2: bro we're gonna jig biddies

later that night guy2 successfully goes home with a girl

Someone who jig's biddies easily gets with women and by some would be considered a "woman slayer"
Jig Biddies by Milliown May 11, 2009

Suga Biddies

Strong sexy women with tude, searching for one more bid.
Candie, Crystaal, Choc are Suga Biddies.
Suga Biddies by the biddies October 22, 2010