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St. augustine prep 

a prep school in new jersey. all guy school who circle jerk each other every friday. suck at ice hockey especially against eustace i believe their record vs eustace is something around the lines of 20-3-1 and when the "fans" go to the games they come up with the weakest chants EVER and when they bring "girls" they're really just men with boobs and long hair. school has no class and cassalaro is the biggest homo ever, which is prolly why he's at at. auggy and also the students have no self respect what so ever. bottom line: worst and most pathetic school ever. they always say "p-r-e-p prep prep prep" too bad eustace is a prep, st joes is a prep and unfortunatly malvern is a prep
St. Augustine prep Fans at Ice hockey games:
"p-r-e-p prep prep prep"

Eustace fans in response:
"sit down shut up" or "get your meat wet" or "start the buses" or "circle jerkers"

the sandy st augustine 

the act of taking your girl to the beach, laying her down on the sand and throwing a handful of sand on her snatch befor 'going to town'
Steve: ya i gave her the sandy st augustine at the beach yesterday.

Jason: ya, thats fucked up Steve

San Augustine 

San Augustine is just like a smaller version of Africa!!!
San Augustine by Gemini87 May 10, 2009

saint augustine high school 

will break your heart, f boys, only want hookups, empty promises, lags, legit what the actual fuck is in your water.
do not waste your time, heart, money, data, battery girl just go to sleep he ain't worth it
friend: omg im talking to a new boy!
me: where is he from?
friend: saint augustine high school

me: oh fuck noooo

St. Augustine Suprise 

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

Saint Augustine’s 

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019
Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker
Saint Augustine’s by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019