Ass Burgers

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.

Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.

Ass Burgers by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

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Amburgers

A hamburger served with w00tbeer.

Its Amburgers and Wootbeer!!! (A&W)

Amburgers by Michael Lewis February 28, 2005

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assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

assburger by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

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assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

assburners disease by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010

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Assburger

A clinical asshole. Someone who thinks everything looks or sounds like shit. Who cares fuck you

Example of assburgers: Aka Sarah palin aka al gore. aka that racist white guy from Alabama

Assburger by Dontworryaboutitfucku October 6, 2011

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Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

Asspergers by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009

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Assburger

Someone who is extremely antisocial.

Tim is such an assburger: He never says a word to anyone .

Assburger by Spencer C. May 24, 2005

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