Aquarius 

A person born between January 20-February 18 and normally has a large penis and genitals. He may also be considered good with the other sex in various aspects

He must be an Aquarius!

Aquarius by BobbyisnotascoolasSabiq February 10, 2017

Aquarius 

They are crazy, sometimes psycho, but they are very nice and giving. They tend to be shy but they really are an amazing person inside. The birthstone is Amethyst. Also, they are funny and it's natural and not tried. They will get drunk very easily not because they can't hold it because they just like booze.

random person: Hi... When's your birthday
Nevaeh(me): February 3
Them: Your lying that's a Jorja Smith song and you're an Aquarius
Me: Sure am
Them: wow... be my friend?
Me: Yes

Them: i'M aBoUt tO gEt sOmE mOnEy

Aquarius by Noah Centineo fan June 9, 2020

Aged Of Aquarius

A burnt-out hippie from the early 70s. A late-starter, acid tripping dude or chick into the planetary signals and vibes of the Zodiac and their horoscope readings.

Joey, check out that smelly bum with the mandolin sitting on the station with that purple headband. He looks like my dad's friend from the Age of Aquarius. To tell ya the truth Mike, he looks more like he's from the Aged of Aquarius!

Aged Of Aquarius by badwsky February 5, 2010

aquarius 

the literal definition of crackhead. we are not emotionally attached like what so ever. AND we like sleep🤡

we’re also hella clowns🤡🤡

ayy she an aquarius. thats why she like that

aquarius by fake.vsco.girl October 16, 2019

Aquarius 

A song sung at the beginning of the musical and movie HAIR. It is about the dawning of harmony and understanding.

Person 1: Hey! Have you heard the song Aquarius?
Person 2: From Hair?
Person 1: Yeah!
Person 2: Yeah! I love that song!
Person 1: Me too!

Aquarius by PeaceLoveFreedomHappiness January 30, 2012

aquariusdisorder 

the disorder of being an aquarius. being weird, psychotic, funny, etc.

me: *commits arson*
capricorn friend: you have aquariusdisorder
me: yeah i know, i’m an aquarius

aquariusdisorder by bisexual.grace January 11, 2021

Aquarius 

Aquarius are the souls of lost children in search of love and kindness, they can only see the best and the worst sides of a person, they adore everyone no matter who they are she sees the beauty in every life in this universe. Most importantly she sees your true beauty!

She is so mesmerising and unforgettable, she must be an Aquarius

Aquarius by Turquoise_is_green November 22, 2021