Another of these "tumblr famous" people who are known only for their blog. Has many opinions and views but they are mostly invalid as she doesn't know what she's talking about half of the time. Is bitchy and obnoxious. Has cotton-candy coloured hair and views everyone with "normal" hair colour as inferior. Is hated in both Arlington and Washington because of her ignorance and bitchiness. Thinks she's cute as she has an albino rabbit.
Someone: OMG did you see the hate that Aly Antorcha got?
Me: I'm not surprised seeing as she treats everyone like dog shit.
Hipster girl who's "tumblr famous" and thinks she's too good for everybody. Pretty mucheveryone who likes her only does because they think she's pretty.
You: Omg Aly Antorcha is so pretty!
Me: Ugh she's so obnoxious.. plus her hair going to fall out from all that hair dye.
Suburban white girl, who is obsessed with french named faggots. Generally enjoys talking to people she doesn't know and sucking lollipops. She enjoys wearing scarves and fedoras, color coordinated, obviously. Highest grade in 8th grade was a C+. Thrasher as fuck but doesn't actually skate. Very confusing person, lost in life.
Totally awesome lady cat person, that loves animals and humans. She calls herself the Aly Cat cuz she so dang cool! She has cat like reflexes which of course she was born with, and she looks like how a cat would if it was actually a human being. The end.