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all american handjob 

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.
dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
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all american f-boy

A guy who at first glance seems like a fuxk boy but once you get to know him he's chill just likes to party
OMG Justin is such an all american F-boy

All American Girl 

A girl who tries her best in all the aspects of her life, is a great supporting girlfriend and wife for her man, blonde, blue eyed, long hair, gorgeous, cute, sexy, and caring always. The all american girl is what every man wants.
Antonio: Woah Leila you're only my all american girl. ;)
Leila: Thank you. :D *kisses*
All American Girl by Ando Benji November 7, 2009

All American Rejects

A prime example of the lack of musical taste by today's youth. A generic band with absolutely no originality that claim to be "punk rock." They are in fact a watered down pop act with guys who like to wear makeup.
Man, the All American Rejects are homosexual when they wear that makeup!
All American Rejects by regs June 25, 2005

all american muslim 

a reality t.v. show that is an embarrassment to muslims

and that should be known as "all american lebanese ppl"
"hey u c tht show all american muslim?"
"ya i was embarrassed as hell!"
all american muslim by angelbla November 29, 2011

All American Man

Yeah

Mama told me, "Your lady's lookin' for another man"

I never worry, there ain't a need for me to take no stand

I got my reasons, the things I do are better left unsaid

I'm into pleasin', I do my talkin' with my hands instead

'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
I've been to Detroit, I've been to L.A. and I've seen St. Lou

I've had some good times, but I've been waitin' for a girl like you
'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah

All American man
'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, a man
I'm a six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah

All American Muslim 

All-American Muslim is a reality show on TLC on Sundays @ 10/9c . The show takes a look at life in Dearborn, Michigan-home to the largest mosque in the United States-through the lens of five Muslim American families.

Each episode offers an intimate look at the customs and celebrations, misconceptions and conflicts these families face outside and within their own community.
"I watched All American Muslim last night and it was awesome !"
All American Muslim by ToniCabrerra November 21, 2011