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B.A.S.S. 

B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.
Each day I dread going to work because of the B.A.S.S.
B.A.S.S. by Herf69 December 1, 2007

Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.) 

People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.
"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.) 

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.
My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

B.A.S.S. 

B.A.S.S. basically means taking a Big Ass Super Shit
Chris had food poisoning from shit food on the street, so he often went to the rest room to let out a B.A.S.S.
B.A.S.S. by ompa loompa November 2, 2010

S.A.S.S. 

acronym that stands for
Scandalous, Abbrasive, Seductive, Sweet. used to show a mixture of characteristics that is irresistible to everyone.
hot guy: i heard you got trashed at a party last weekend

girl with SASS:
yeah, i got drunk( scandalous)
So WHAT?!...(abbrasive)
well, it would have been a lot more fun if you would have been there(seductive)
cuz I love hanging with ya.(sweet)
S.A.S.S. by iluvsummer May 13, 2005

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. 

Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.
If you want to know more about F.U.N.K.A.S.S. join the group on Facebook.
F.U.N.K.A.S.S. by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011