spooning 2.0 

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0

spooning 2.0 by Brain hurt March 24, 2020

Francis 2.0 

A man who likes to go fishing. Often likes to be the one upper un the conversation. Likes to smoke a lot and for some reason his hat turns when he hears silly things.

Francis 2.0 is smoking again.

Francis 2.0 by Themug209 November 23, 2021

Weavercore 2.0 

Someone.. or something.. that’s atrocious, you describe it as “Weavercore”
Someone who smells or looks really, REALLY
y badly, “Weavercore”
Based off a joke that originated by a kid in CJH schools, we like to use this term for anything that’s disgusting, humiliating, stupid, or just overall.. “weaver.”

“Did you see that kid with that ugly shirt and the gross looking greasy hair?”
Yeah man.. that’s totally Weavercore 2.0
..without the 2.0

Weavercore 2.0 by Mani love its Los February 21, 2022

Buddy System 2.0

A old school tracking system using new school technology.

KANDACE alerts is revolutionizing the way we use social media by use the buddy system 2.0

Buddy System 2.0 by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017

Tesla Roadster 2.0 

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".

Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster 2.0 by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022

Bro 2.0 

A rare breed of fraternity member who has evolved character traits that are clearly superior to those of his brethren.

Amir: Did you hear, Sam hooked up with 3 Kappa girls last night. And get this- he called them all the next day.

Kenny: Dude's a bro 2.0, fasho.

Bro 2.0 by Thizzlamicus January 26, 2011

Sexmachine 2.0 

Like sexmachine 1.0, but taken to the next level. A name applied to people who deserve not only to be held in the highest regard, but worshipped for things such as mysteriously-colored body hair, fear of witnessing or partaking in anything that Jesus wouldn't have done unless seriously under the influence of chemicals, luscious thighs, and/or the ability to make exceedingly odd (but sexually arousing) noises when shut in a box and poked with a stick. Usually used to describe males (by either gender).

1)Who cares about Sexmachine 1.0? He became obsolete for his various faults (such as being totally boring)! Sexmachine 2.0 totally owns his ass.

2)That sassy, russet-haired lad is a total Sexmachine 2.0. His visage pervades my every thought, dream, and fantasy.

3)I get so flipping horny every time I see Sexmachine 2.0 do his vulture routine.

Sexmachine 2.0 by Secretly Female November 22, 2006