beforeman

A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.

Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.

beforeman by LarryBobby May 22, 2014

"before and after" photos 

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

"before and after" photos by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Before face 

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

Before face by Only2cm January 1, 2019

Before the bitch hit 

A phrase used to describe someone who gained popularity and it went to their head and as a result has become unbearable

Person 1: Do you like Lizzo?
Person 2: Before the bitch hit.

Before the bitch hit by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Before or after?

Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.

"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"

Before or after? by dikke billen August 9, 2020

beforepassed

The day before yesterday. Since the English language doesn’t have a word for this.

When did we go eat at that restaurant?
The day beforepassed.

beforepassed by NuB0912 November 13, 2021

beforethis 

you have wandered into the wrong territory pal.

beforethis meteor hit earth the dinosaurs were still alive

beforethis by Urwordman69 April 21, 2022