Straight laced 

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep

Straight laced by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012

lame car 

an UGLY car built by Honda called the Honda Element. It's praised and glorified by a larger group of lame individuals at the Element Owners Club.

The Honda Element is a lame car.

lame car by Calgary C. February 8, 2009

lamedog 

1. Poor at Sex
2. Scrawny
3. Conceited
4. Greedy

1. I can't believe he works at Zero Gravity, what a lamedog.

lamedog by Diana M January 19, 2007

lamecation 

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

lamecation by p mammen August 1, 2009

Lame-ohawk 

The stupid, putsy, short half mohawk seen on usually well to do poser punks/poser rockers. usually accompanied by an unshaven face, a bitchy expression, flamboyant spittings, forced gangster jive walk, slumping black denim pants, and new oversize t-shirt in red or white with some swirly, pre cracked dragon, religious, skater, or motorcycle design. people with lame-ohawks litter, smoke, and act rude because they think it's badass.

(Guy with lame-ohawk walks around thinking,'i'm so fucking badass littering and shit...i'm such a rebel.)

me:get over yourself, idiot.

Lame-ohawk by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009

Lame-oh 

Something which turns out to be extremely stupid, pointless, or disappointing to say the least. A twist on the adjective 'lame', used more by the cool kids.

Can be used as a synonym for 'ghey' also.

Guy: Hey, how's you're day been?

Girl: Pretty rubbish, I had the most boring lecture today, and then when I went to the cinema, the film I wanted to see wasn't even showing. They were both so lame-oh.

Guy: Yeah, that's purdy damn lame-oh.

Lame-oh by emma8903 April 20, 2010

Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY

Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.

Lame Whining Wanking Poser by TYPEW November 22, 2010