max pen 

maximum security penitentiary

I'm in lockdown at the county max pen

max pen by escorvex November 16, 2019

Grady/Pen Eater 

The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.

The Grady/Pen Eater is weaker than a majikarp

Grady/Pen Eater by NoWayNoHow December 17, 2019

hookah pen 

A vape/e-cig, bares almost no resemblance to a real hookah. Most are disposable and are usually found for sale in a small amount of head shops, but are mostly found in gas stations.

Tyson: Hey man, wanna go out back for a hit on my hookah pen?

Mike: Yeah sure, I like that flavour you got in it.

hookah pen by Daniel Apaché February 5, 2020

Prison Pen 

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

Prison Pen by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Ken-Pen 

Kendall Jenner’s teeth whitening pen.

The Ken-Pen helped average Janes become celebrities to some extent.

Ken-Pen by Coop Dupe August 8, 2020

The pen is mightier than the sword 

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

The pen is mightier than the sword by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Ekstremt Pen 

Robert Knepper

Robert knepper is ekstremt pen.

Ekstremt Pen by sigedigg June 7, 2020