Australian Headbutt 

The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.

Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!

Australian Headbutt by Ripn888 October 3, 2021

Australian blowjob 

A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly

I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore

Australian blowjob by eilat13 October 6, 2021

Australian Cobain 

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

Australian Cobain by cauksukka October 11, 2021

australian carwash 

when a girl is sucking your dick from the back

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"

australian carwash by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021

Australian burp

Also known as a fart. An Australian burp is like a regular burp, but 'down under'.

"Dude it stinks in here, did you fart?" - Tom
"No, I swear it was just a burp." - Jeff
"It smells like it was an Australian burp." - Kirk

Australian burp by Hank Überman November 25, 2021

Australian Mosh Pit 

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

Australian Mosh Pit by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022

Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

Australian Language by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022