windy mustache 

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

windy mustache by donkey lover May 17, 2015

Pussy Mustache 

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.

Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."

Pussy Mustache by Yekralem August 23, 2015

Sex mustache 

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.

Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.

Sex mustache by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016

meatball mustache 

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

meatball mustache by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017

milwaukee mustache 

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

milwaukee mustache by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

double mustache 

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

double mustache by ChitchoCee February 7, 2018

massachusetts mustache 

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.

"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".

massachusetts mustache by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018