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Under-Miney Meanie Hoe

1) A play on words of Eenie meany miny mo, which is a counting game used to eliminate options.

2) A mean girl type “friend”, typically high school age, who appears friendly on the outside. She will secretly or passive-aggressively undermine you with other girls.

Since she’s a bit of a hoe, she’ll definitely undermine your efforts with decent-looking lads by ‘accidentally’ telling them your secrets.
“Jonny is going out with Bree now? I thought you were her friend. What an under-miney meanie hoe”.

“Yeah, he’s going to catch her chlamydia if he’s not careful. Ha! Oops, probably shouldn’t have told you that.”
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Someone who is only after sex or money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else and move on.
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend, I told everyone she a hoe."
She A Hoe by Musa Musa April 4, 2026
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winke tonka hoe

winke tonka hoe A phrase from the Lakota tribe used to describe a slutty gay man with a stretched out butt hole.
Darrell could not find a steady boyfriend because he was well known as the village winke tonka hoe
winke tonka hoe by llvdoc December 12, 2025

Lame ass hoe

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Lame ass hoe by meowmommy December 23, 2025

Spin a hoe

A game similar to spin the bottle but instead it’s a person that either spins themself untill the spinner yells stop and the person being faced,or is on a turntable that stops head pointed, the person can please any way they wish for a brief period
Did you see how fast Taylor volunteered to be first in spin a hoe?? She was hoping to stop on Veronica.

If my mom ever found out I play spin the hoe, she’d probably try it herself

Spin a hoe is a phenomenal drinkIng game!
Spin a hoe by Onlyme4you January 20, 2026

Slap A Bitch An' Fuck A Hoe 

The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.

im.god.and.your.a.hoe

im.god.and.your.a.hoe Is the hottest guy on this planet. He is also god and must be worshipped by all. He owns the best cat in the world <3. Will definitely be a cat dilf one day
Have you seen im.god.and.your.a.hoe, NO?! YOUR MISSING OUT SHEEEESH