New York Yankees
The worst team ever in Major League Baseball, they suck and they buy anything they want, and they still suck.
New York Yankees by some polak September 17, 2004
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A group of people that I can honestly say I am, in fact, not jealous of. They seem to be perfectly willing to display their desperation for material possessions and total lack of self-confidence in that they need to fabricate it by way of owning big things to attract your attention away from their small package, which was most likely caused by the steroids many of them use.
And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.
Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.
And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.
Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.
The Yankees may have won more championships, but they're also brilliant choke artists. Man it's fun watching people hop on and off the bandwagon on a game-to-game basis based on if ARod can very gayly knock a ball out of a baseman's hand and expect it to work or not.
Yankees by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 12, 2010
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A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.
Crank Yankers by Anonymous September 12, 2003
New York Yankees
Hands Down, Greatest Team in Proffesional Sports. Best Fans, And obviously the best stadium. They have won 26 world championships since 1923. Rivaled to the Boston Red Sox, who spent 86 years thinking of comebacks to say how they are better than the Yankees. Red Sox fans usually put sour faces on when they are chanting "Yankees Suck", and Johnny Damon hits a triple.
Yankee Fan-"I'm a fan of the New York Yankees"
Red Sox Fan-" A-Rod and Jeter are gay!"
Yankee Fan-"Whatever makes you feel better about yourself."
Red Sox Fan-" A-Rod and Jeter are gay!"
Yankee Fan-"Whatever makes you feel better about yourself."
New York Yankees by bobbaloo May 10, 2009
New York Yankees
In the 2004 playoffs the New York Yankees choked big time, and the Boston Red Sox moved on to win the World Series.
New York Yankees by Budd April 11, 2005
Yankees
The greatest franchise in sports history. Fans of this team respect the game of baseball and find no need to speak about the sexual prefferences of members of opposing teams. Fans of this team know what it is to win and thus know how to react to winning, unlike stupid non sports fans who claim they love the red sox.
Yankees
a stupid MLB team that buys its world series and has players that if they get hit by the ball they cry and piss their pants to the ref.
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Dude #1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious?
Dude #2: Of course thats what the team always does.
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Dude #1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory
Dude #2: i know thats the only reason they won.
Dude #1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious?
Dude #2: Of course thats what the team always does.
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Dude #1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory
Dude #2: i know thats the only reason they won.