Squeed 

Sk-wee-d

Invented by Gio Torralba from Blackpool UK,
The word basically means anything and can be used in pretty much any context.

Person 1: Argh!
Person 2: Wassup?
Person 1: My mum is peckin baree squeed

Person 1: What you having for tea?
Person 2: Probs just some squeed on toast

Person 1: How much dosh you got?
Person 2: Um, about 8 Squeed

Person 1: Why are you walking funny?
Person 2: I think I've sprained by squeed

Person 1: I got an A in my exam! what about you?
Person 2: An A? you gay? I got Squeed!

Squeed by GioTorralba August 25, 2014

Squee 

A comic drawn and written by Jhonen Vasquez, the creator of such works at Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac and Invader Zim.

"Todd? I like Squee better." ~ Nny.

"Hi, Squee! I'm your new neighbour!" ~ Nny.

Squee by Charles January 24, 2005

sqeez 

A person (male or female) who excessively flirts or associates with another person with the sole intention of only having sexual relations with that person.

John is such a sqeez. He only wants to get in her pants.

sqeez by Daniel Houle April 21, 2006

squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

squeeze play by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

squeeze my toe and call me puppet 

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

squeeze my toe and call me puppet by X3n April 3, 2006

squeeze job 

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

squeeze job by Captain Jones September 7, 2005

squeegie

1)A tool used to clean Windows
2)Used to describe a person, usually a young person, who is immaturely amusing

"You are Such a Squeegie Julia"

squeegie by C.May June 26, 2004