HEATHER 

She is a mom of 3. Eats children, loves Walmart. Has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce. Is badddd at makeup. She has blonde hair and dyes it.

Heather my kids missing.

HEATHER by ButtholeEater3 June 7, 2018

Heathyre 

A person who displays characteristics of insanity, often overeacts to issues of great insignificance, and feels that they have an obligation to know everything about situations that do not concern them. They are also blessed with immense creativity, amusing wit, and fantasic hair.

Gee, you so crazy. You a Heathyre!

Heathyre by MR. Bugjuice October 23, 2008

Heather Rose

"Heather" Rose is a type of stupid. The type "Heather" is derived from the ancient Greek art of moronism. Usually used to refer to a female, but can sometimes be used for transsexuals.

Oh damn, that Heather Rose sure is creatively stupid.

Heather Rose by Nathan Eff. December 14, 2008

Weathered 

Tre Swift

Man that guy Tre is weathered.

Weathered by Swizzzzle June 1, 2018

leathered

leathered (adj). a state of trouble. trouble itself is leather. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my post ain't here, so i got 4 dianas coming to the crib. pffff we won't get leathered vro.

leathered by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

Weatheredging 

When the sky is cloudy,gray,and looking like it'll rain,but either never does or finally does after what feels like hours of anxiety.

Tyler: "Ugh,why can't it just rain already? I'm getting sick of the Weatheredging."
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"

Weatheredging by Lazthedictionist July 22, 2024

well weathered whore 

A ho with experience and it shows in her appearance and in her performance, who knows how to take the abuse and dish it out just the same.

Bryan isn't looking for just any old slut, he likes a well weathered whore that knows what the deal is.

well weathered whore by Kunthuffer November 9, 2017