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Feckless barbie 

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

Shardy Barbie 

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?
Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.

Suburban Barbie 

a young woman who grew up in the suburbs with an education and community involvement, but she also has the swag and style of the posterchild. The unique combination of brains and beauty is what makes her a star and love of those who come in contact with her.
Suburbs, Barbie, Suburban Barbie

GI Barbie 

GI Barbie is the epitome of everything kick ass. She is motivated, dedicated, and will stop at nothing to succeed.
Oh shit! Watch out for GI Barbie.
GI Barbie by kunhnighit February 4, 2010

Jamaican barbie doll 

When you take a barbie doll and stick it up someones ass and then wipe it on their face.
Hey did you see Austin give Brett a Jamaican barbie doll, YES I did and it was so nasty.

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
Shard Barbie by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020