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dirty samuel 

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole
bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.
dirty samuel by anonymous November 21, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson 

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
Samuel L. Jackson by b_mackin August 3, 2011
samuel is a traitor and a dirty Jewish name that no one trusts mix breed 51% mut that says he's white but isn't even close
Samuel stop stabbing me in the back and killing my children.
samuel by Vigilant Christian January 11, 2018

Samuel Tallant 

Twitter And Internet Sensation, Gripped The World Of Twitter With His Humerous And Bitchy Tweets Under The Name ( PrinceTallant) . Celebrity Followers Include Shontelle Layne And Lady GaGa.
" Cant Wait For @PrinceTallant ( Samuel Tallant) To Diss Some Bitch "
Samuel Tallant by Lovedemon July 26, 2009
lost child
Have you seen my grandson Samuel
Samuel by Capa376 April 23, 2018