michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

palmdog 

A man in his 50s usually hangs around ttp interchange or Grove village rolling dogs. he wears a dusty coat and tech fleece pants with red entays. HE goes around to people saying "Phone thanks" and if they dont give it up he says "Are you refusing" Then kicks your legs out and says " You just got palm dogged". He smokes cones all day in the school toilets and gets suspended and focus rooms all the time. His favourite word is dog. He rolled a grove seccy for his walkie talky. then got lockup for a night. when he got out he racked from OTR

if you keep acting like palmdog you will get a lockup

palmdog by kel dog October 12, 2021

Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick 

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.

He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.

Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015

Palmering 

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.

After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.

Palmering by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

palmganistan 

Palmganistan is the warzone also known as Royal Palm Beach Highschool. A corrupt, uncivilized, ratchet place where the students have taken over control of the AP's & even the principal. Riots are the main issue at Palmganistan but there is much more wrong with this place that you don't want to find you're self in... Especially if you're from John I. Leonard Highschool.

-Have you seen what's been happening the last couple days at palmganistan?
-I don't wanna know anything about that warzone they call a school

palmganistan by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast May 1, 2014

palms down 

A submissive homosexual that never gets the opportunity to be on top.

Wow... That dude is so gay, I bet he always goes "palms down."

palms down by M911 October 14, 2013