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Nintendo Wii 

The official and unusual name for the Nintendo Revolution. Pronounced "we", it opens up many marketing posibilitys like:

"Do you Wii? We Wii"
"Wii will own you"
"Wii want it"
"I gotta take a Wii"
"Wii Will Wii Will Rock you"
"Wii Will, Wii Will.....fail in the u.s."

And my personal favorite:

"When we thought of the name, we were smoking Wiid"
Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.

"It seems to me that all they did was take the namesake of nintendo wifi and dropped the f and thought... shit.. that'll work.."
Nintendo Wii by Ezgamer July 28, 2008
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injur-Wii 

An injury you incur when playing a game on the Wii.
"Man, I pulled a muscle bowling on the WII last night."

"Talk about an injur-Wii."
injur-Wii by Sweetmarisa936 December 18, 2008
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wii wiitard Wii-tarded wii-kend Wii-arm Wiik Wii-ing Wiid wiihab wiimote

i need a wii 

When you're bored talking to freinds or family and want to do something fun and active... u decide to go on your Nintendo Wii...
Brb, i need a wii

I'm bursting for a wii

Come and wii with me

Hold my Wii controller!!
i need a wii by Lucas Blunt June 1, 2007

super smash bros wii u 

Super Smash Bros Wii U is on Wii U and can be on Wii. It is Realy Super Smash Bros "For" Wii U.
Henry: Lets Play Super Smash Bros Wii U!
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....

To be continued.........

NEW supers mario bros.wii 

A game released on the wii, it was very good and I liked it, but I liked DS mario better but its still fun.
person 1: hey what you playing

person 2: NEW supers mario bros.wii its very fun you should join me.

Nintendo Wii 

The official name of Nintendo's next console. Wii is pronounced as 'we'. The Nintend Wii's codename was the Nintendo Revolution. For a definition of the Nintendo Wii, search "Nintendo Revolution".
Gus: "Hey Stan, the Nintendo Revolution is now called the Nintendo Wii"
Stan: "The what?!"
Gus: "The Wii!"
Stan: "Wicked freshes!"
Gus: "Indeed"
Nintendo Wii by Sh0tgun Pete May 12, 2006

Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) 

Characterized by compulsive use of the word 'wii' to prefix any word in any language. Common in serious Wii addicts who live almost exclusively in their own 'Wii-ality'. In extreme cases, victims may become totally lost in their Wii-ality forever, losing jobs and relationships, and becomming strange creatures of darkness with huge muscular right arms.
A: 'You don't spend any time with me anymore.'

B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'

A: 'I'm leaving.'

B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'

A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'

B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'