motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

motarded by Dab Brill June 2, 2005

mustard 

It means to french kiss with someone. It falls from french kiss to french to french's which is a popular brand of mustard.

Friend: Did you get to mustard today?
Friend of: Nope
Friend: Why?
Friend of: too many peoeple around

mustard by reginaismynameurstoryismygame August 17, 2008

batfuck and mustard 

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.

A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.

batfuck and mustard by unsquare June 19, 2007

mustard girl 

A girl who spreads easily like mustard.

Friday nights ain't bad when you got a mustard girl.

mustard girl by WEPrechaun June 15, 2011

muhnarded

Cute, Smart

yeah that fryy is muhnarded

muhnarded by Anonymous Fryy May 5, 2004

mustard licker

the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
:D

"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it really helps when i have a quezzie stomach!"

mustard licker by kajsa lecker May 7, 2009

Mustard Sock 

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

Mustard Sock by KingRolo November 5, 2010