sex mustard 

a yellow spread for food.

it's great on sandwiches

sex mustard by Jesus that loves rough negro anal butt sex from George Bush July 12, 2004

Sexy Mustard 

1. What sometimes comes up on new "smartphones" when you try to type "Sexy Bastard".

2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.

Ex 1.

"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"

Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".

Sexy Mustard by Desk Jockey July 30, 2010

Mad Mustard 

Sperm, cum, jizz

Kia wanted a taste of my mad mustard.

Mad Mustard by Lockedawayinart October 12, 2008

Colonel Mustard 

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

Colonel Mustard by Brant38 March 13, 2008

Jive sucka mustard

Yo momma, yo daddy and yo face

Yo Mom is a jive sucka mustard sandwich

Jive sucka mustard by mrtuff May 13, 2008

runny mustard 

After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.

Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.

runny mustard by hexicon September 12, 2006

Fuck Mustard 

Male ejaculate

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.

Fuck Mustard by Hexicated September 6, 2013