Moldy Mike

A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.

That guy is a moldy mike.

by Twat slayer June 6, 2022

Moldy Minge

A minge that is so used, it starts to grow a colony of microscopic organisms. Stinky.

Millie down the street has a moldy minge. You can smell it from here.

by Lick Baby July 7, 2022

Moleasses

Moleasses is not something that is dark, sweet, syrupy byproduct made during the extraction of sugars from sugarcane and sugar beets. Well, it is dark but I don't recommend you to taste it.

I cried so hard when my mom told me I couldn't use my moleasses as syrup on my pancakes.

by user0690 November 20, 2022

Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Moldy Bread Mentality

the MBM is a mentality that follows the line of thought where you do perform something very risky for little gain, for example eating moldy bread. most the time you will get sick but you might not and end up with a filled belly.

That's some moldy bread mentality shit right there.

by jeffthellamaman January 20, 2023

mole shower

A t shirt with a raggedy loose neck line that reveals a chest mole.

Sweet mole shower simon cowell

by shinwig January 23, 2023

Moldschool

A very old and moldy version of the true god game runescape. Osrs has had some growths on it that kind of ruin the game. One may say the growths resemble a bit of mold.

I play the true god game Runescape 3, not that disgusting Moldschool.

by Briflex March 25, 2023