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The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise 

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise
Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

Blue Coconut Dream 

8 oz milk
2 tbsp sugar
2 shots of Malibu
and couple drops of blue food color dye

Mix it all together and enjoy your tropical paradise
Hey can I have a Blue Coconut Dream
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Blue Coconut Dream by MykaIa August 4, 2011

Bald Coconut 

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.
DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

Hit A Coconut 

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie 

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

fat moded coconut 

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.
"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"