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barbie alarm clock 

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.
"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"
barbie alarm clock by DanRC September 5, 2007

Barrientos

Barrientos is a last that belong to a strong Latin family that can be hard-headed family but will always protect one another and never lose faith in what they have to do and will be there when you need them and they are sometimes the loudest people in the room but you will learn to love them like everyone does. You will soon or later need someone like a Barrientos in your life like a lot of people
Damn have you met the people that have moved down the street I met did you know that their last name is Barrientos and they are amazing damn I mean their daughter is fine asf
Barrientos by Mami_Cici June 4, 2018

Barrel-Faced 

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.
I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.
Barrel-Faced by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

Barrett Hall 

One of the freshmen dormitories on the College of William and Mary's campus, located on Jamestown Road. This dorm was recently remodeled, and is often referred to as "looking like a hotel." For this reason, all tours for prospective students are taken through the lobby of Barrett. It's a co-ed dorm basically in the middle of campus, with a back porch that has rocking chairs and benches. Really the only downside is that there's no air conditioning, but if you happen to get "allergies" its easy to have an AC unit installed in your room. The resident's of Barrett tend to be pretty much the most awesome kids you've ever met, and they are envied by all other freshmen.
Barrett Hall: Imagine a Holiday Inn, but with a lot more drunk kids and a lot less continental breakfast.
Barrett Hall by tribal tarheel December 9, 2010

Barbie-wrapped 

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.
I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.
Barbie-wrapped by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

Barbie Freaker 

Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.
"Blow up the barbie freakers!"

Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."