Russian Jacket 

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.

Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."

Russian Jacket by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

Pork Scotch Jacket 

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

Pork Scotch Jacket by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

Jacked by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

Mommy Jacked by agentrant February 3, 2012

Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami

I gay jacked all the way to Miami.

Gay jacked by 8trackgto September 19, 2021

Banana Jacket 

When a man masturbates with a Banana peel.

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids

Banana Jacket by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011

Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.

Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!

Straw Jacking by Powdered sugar May 8, 2017