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whipped for jimin

Being so in love with Park Jimin you'd do anything for him. Give him the universe even.
Damn, V is so whipped for Jimin.
whipped for jimin by January 22, 2018

nigger whipper

The greatest of all inventions. A grand machine that punish those naughty monkeys from disobeying you. All niggers will witness the wrath of the nigger whipper. Hence the name Nigger whipper, a machine that whips niggers.
Slave master: Tyrone, you've stolen cotton again, the nigger whipper is gonna turn you black and blue my naughty little nigga.
nigger whipper by BigBlackNigger9000 November 21, 2017

tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

Whimple Whomple

Hey Dave, will you throw on some whimple whomple? I'd love to here the new Datsik remix!
Whimple Whomple by isallthatglitters December 16, 2010

p-whipped 

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.
p-whipped by Telephony August 16, 2011

toddler-whipped 

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
toddler-whipped by jesshtx September 9, 2006