A superhot Puerto Rican playa who gets all the wimmenz. Often found salsa dancing at the hip/hop clubs. All night he holds on to a cup full of ice and lime. Rough around the edges yet soft in all the right places. Often found walking bow-legged due to the massive erect penis he has shoved down the leg of his pants. When he gets down and dirty Carmen will appear.

Person 1: salsa dancing to hip/hip? what's dat dance move called?
Person 2: It's called "do the vasquez"

Vasquez by th3-o-5ive August 22, 2009

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Carmen Vasquez

Carmen Vasquez is a sweet person. She can come from the race(s); African, Indian, Puerto Rican, Haitian, French,etc.
She has a loving heart for the world and people around her.
Carmen has a mean side to she likes to fight and defend herself even when there is no need to catch hands.
She is strong and worthy that she will win a fight.
Don’t mess with her because she will beat you the fuck up and drop you so hard that you won’t feel your ass on the floor. She is social when she wants to be, nice when she wants to be, and depressed when she wants to be.
Just know that she is a person you DO NOT want to lose..

Carmen Vasquez is lovely and has a beautiful heart, but can be violent at times.

Carmen Vasquez by Queen Carmen April 17, 2019

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Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

Kraig Vasquez by Assman December 2, 2004

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Vasqueegee

Kinky sex move where a woman uses her vagina to squeegee the jizz from your face.

Samantha vasqueegeed Blake's face after making love.

Vasqueegee by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

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