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Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love. 

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

Dying to death 

You're not dead yet but well on your way.
(Hears a funny joke and laughs so uncontrollably that he can't breathe)
"Oh my God!! I'm dying to death!"
Dying to death by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

Giving Dome to Death 

When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving".
"It's so sad how Sara and Jimmy died, she was giving dome to death."

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

Talk Me to Death

shut the f**k up I don't care
A: -long story that wasn't relevant to anything at all-

B: talk me to death dred
Talk Me to Death by diosoamazin242 February 14, 2012

Fuck a nigger to death 

An overly offensive exclamation of disdain and distress in situations where catastrophic consequences are immenent.
I just have to tighten the pipe on this sink one more.......Awwww fuck a nigger to death! Turn off the water!