Throne Surfer

Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.

MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day

or

FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.

Throne Surfer by Soke No Last Name April 21, 2011

throne mounter 

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

throne mounter by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Throne of Nunda

The 8th badge of Pokemon Orange: Badgequest. The most epic of all badges, even outweighing the Toilet Seat of Volga and the PFD (Personal Floatation Device) of Arlington. The only adventure left after achieving this epic badge of righteousness is to attend the Pokemon League Badge Battle at Marlin's in Mitchell, SD. The elite 4 is disguised as drunken bastards, and must be defeated to achieve Legendary Pokemon Trainer status. Then, and only then, will the Kongo Cave be opened.
Also equal to the Cincinatti Bagel.

We have the Throne of Nunda! Saggy boobs for all!
Throne of Nunda! Throne of Nunda! Throne of Nunda! Throne of Nunda!

The Throne of Nunda is being attacked! You BROKE THE THRONE OF NUNDA!

Throne of Nunda by Jimmy and Ash Ketchum December 10, 2007

Throne Bone

When one ejaculates, the Penis goes that little bit bigger! Thats a Throne Bone!

As I penetrated that gal last night, I got huge "Throne Bone" when I came!

Throne Bone by Boggers August 5, 2006

Throne Sick 

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

Throne Sick by golduck December 17, 2011

Throne Fuck 

The act of intentionally revealing plot details and twists to Game Of Thrones to someone who has not yet seen that episode in the series for the purposes of ruining their viewing experience/lives.

Person 1: Dude, Eddard Stark got beheaded!
Person 2: Fuck! I haven't seen that episode yet!?!
Person 1: I know, I totally just throne fucked you!

Throne Fuck by Hamdizzle April 12, 2015

throne locked 

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

throne locked by Orionnoir August 7, 2015